Oh Pinot Grigio, how I love you so. You make me so witty and clever, if not to anyone else, then at least to myself. You’re even good for me when consumed in healthy amounts! And even though I never actually consume you in healthy amounts, at least I know I have that option should I choose to exercise it.
I admit, I do stray every so often for a Sauvignon Blanc or a nasty shot against my better judgment. But I will always return to you. Please know that even though my liver may not always accept you, my heart always will. Pinot Grigio, you are kind, benevolent, magical, and I love you.