Oh Pinot Grigio, how I love you so. You make me so witty and clever, if not to anyone else, then at least to myself. You’re even good for me when consumed in healthy amounts! And even though I never actually consume you in healthy amounts, at least I know I have that option should I choose to exercise it.
I admit, I do stray every so often for a Sauvignon Blanc or a nasty shot against my better judgment. But I will always return to you. Please know that even though my liver may not always accept you, my heart always will. Pinot Grigio, you are kind, benevolent, magical, and I love you.
Thanks for visiting my blog! This is what I look like when I roll out of bed in the morning. No, not really, this is what I look like after spending a lot of time and money at an overpriced hair salon, which I visit frequently so as to have natural looking hair.
With this blog I hope to move, inspire and in general make you a better person. Just kidding, what kind of asshole do I think I am? It would be cool if this blog could just make you laugh, smile, or, let’s be honest, buy my book…