1. Do these pants make me look too skinny?
2. I look too hot in these photos.
3. OMG, these shoes are super cute!! I’m not gonna buy them.
4. I just got my period and I feel amazing!
5. I’m so excited to stay in tonight and watch UFC.
6. Those Victoria Secret models are so real.
7. I love it when you can see my panty lines through my pants.
8. That girl looks great with her boobs hanging out. She should do that more often.
9. Oh cool, I just got my first wrinkle!
10. I wish I could be more like Snooki.